There’s No Shortage of Stupid Headlines

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Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

Include your Children When Baking Cookies

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Jerk Injures Neck, Wins Award

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Lack of brains hinders research

Legislator Wants Tougher Death Penalty

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Messiah Climaxes In Chorus Of Hallelujahs