A Possible Centerpiece of the Gubernatorial Campaign?

 

“I met (Lieutenant Governor) Gavin Newsom earlier. Its like he’s made of wax.

“I’ve never seen a man that beautiful. I’m not gay…. But I’ve never seen a head of hair like that. Or skin that flawless.

“I said, ‘My God, what is it? Are you Camay? Or sun screen?’

“How in God’s name can a human man look that good?”

— Dana Carvey at John Burton’s 80th Bash December 13, 2012