The Indignities of Turning 50


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  1. I wonder how I made it into my 60s without this. Goes right along with the “Let me tell you how to die as you like it” offer in the healthcare proposal.

    More dumbing-down of America.

    Comment by Curmudgeon — 8.17.2009 @ 12:23 pm

  2. I understand that President Obama is proposing to “fire-up” competition among burial insurers with a public option — Soylent Green.

    Comment by Let It Bleed — 8.17.2009 @ 12:43 pm

  3. Was it in Arkansas where a mortuary was shut down for sticking bodies in the swamp and multiple bodies not buried a few years ago? Hum.

    Comment by Dave — 8.17.2009 @ 12:47 pm

  4. I hate it when you’re worth more dead than alive. Palladin was right!

    Comment by Chuck Cole — 8.17.2009 @ 12:58 pm

  5. The former Mayor of Fresno had a great line in a similar vein. He said the US should stop looking for Osama bin Laden. Just wait until he turns 50 and the AARP will track him down with a membership application.

    Comment by dcurtin — 8.17.2009 @ 2:28 pm

  6. Perhaps this card should be forwarded to the current administration? They’ll soon need a place to bury the President’s health care reform proposal. My vote for the headstone would be “Apparently we can’t”.

    Comment by Missing the Point — 8.17.2009 @ 3:27 pm

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    Comment by muskelaufbau — 10.02.2009 @ 11:08 pm

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